30 Misheard that is hilarious Lyrics. Everyone’s got your favourite misheard lyric.

Everyone’s got your favourite misheard lyric. We asked NME authors and visitors to recommend the funniest and right here’s an array of the greatest starting with “We built this town on sausage rolls” by Jefferson Starship. Proper lyric: “We built this populous town on rock ‘n’ roll”.

“I remove umbilicals” Proper lyric from Hot Chocolate’s ‘You Sexy Thing’: “i really believe in miracles”

“Fly away back at my sofa” Correct lyric from Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘Zephyr Song’: “Fly away back at my Zephyr”

“This donkey’s attended Devon “ Right lyric from Pixies’ ‘Monkey Gone To Heaven’: “This monkey’s gone to heaven “

“Like the legend for the penis” Proper lyric from Daft Punk’s ‘Get Lucky’: “Like the legend for the Phoenix”

“Ohh, dyslexics on fire” Correct lyric from Kings of Leon’s ‘Sex on Fire’: “Ohh, this intercourse is on fire”

“These ants are my buddies, they’re blowin’ into the wind” Proper lyric from Bob Dylan’s ‘Blowin’ into the Wind’: “The response my buddy is blowin’ in the wind”

“I’ve got two birds to paralise” Proper lyric from Eddie Money’s ‘Two Tickets To Paradise”: “I’ve got two tickets to paradise”

“Kick a chicken along with it” Proper lyric from Will Smith’s ‘Gettin’ jiggy with it’: “Gettin’ jiggy along with it”

“We don’t need no sex vacation” Correct lyric from Pink Floyd’s ‘Another Brick when you look at the Wall, role II’: “We don’t need no education”

“i obtained my very very first sex that is real” Proper lyric from Bryan Adams’ ‘Summer of 69’: “i acquired my first proper six-string”

“A 12 months has passed away since I have wrote my note” since I broke my nose” Correct lyric from The Police’s ‘Message In A Bottle’: “A year has passed

“It does not change lives if we’re naked or perhaps not” Proper lyric from Bon Jovi’s ‘Livin’ On A Prayer’: “It does not change lives it or not if we make”

“The woman with colitis goes on” The Beatles’ ‘Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds’: “The girl with kaleidoscope eyes”

“What a surprise that is nice your chatroulet bazoocam rabbi dies” Correct lyric from The Eagles’ ‘Hotel California’: “What a pleasant shock bring your alibis”

“His penis has a boil” lyric that is correct Bjork’s ‘Venus being A Boy’: “It’s Venus as being a boy”

“I think I’m in deep love with a woman whom falls” Proper lyric from Mystery Jets’ ‘Two Doors Down’: “I think I’m in deep love with a woman two doorways down”

“Scuse me personally while we kiss this guy” Proper lyric from Jimi Hendrix ‘Purple Haze’: “Scuse me personally while we kiss the sky”

“I’ve got heaps! ” Correct lyric from Kasabian’s ‘Fire’: “I’m on fire! ”

“Do you miss hoes? ” Correct lyric through the Maccabees’ ‘First Love’: “Do you miss house? ”

“Like a t-t-titty pole pole” Proper lyric from Django Django’s ‘Default’: “Like a d-d-default-fault”

“Everybody’s dead now” Correct words from C7C Music Factory’s ‘Gonna Make You Sweat (everyone Dance Now)’: “Everybody party now”

“I’m a skittle! I’m a beatle! ” Proper lyric from Nirvana’s ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’: “A mosquito, my libido”

“Wanna have sex to your infant” Correct lyric from Spice Girls’ ‘2 Become 1’: “Wanna have sex to ya infant”

“Your lemonade stand is on a large plane” Proper lyric from Marilyn Manson’s ‘The Beautiful People’: it’s hard to be clean”“If you live with apes man,

“Everybody run, Barbie’s got a gun” Proper lyric from rock Temple Pilots’ ‘Creep’: “Everybody run, Bobby’s got a gun”

“Dreams of war, desires of lies, dreams of dragon’s fire and of cooked apple pie” Correct lyric from Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’: ” aspirations of war, aspirations of lies, ambitions of dragons fire, as well as items that will bite”

“Dreams of war, aspirations of lies, dreams of dragon’s fire and of baked apple pie” Correct lyric from Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’: ” goals of war, ambitions of lies, desires of dragons fire, as well as items that will bite”

“Tummy why? Ain’t absolutely absolutely absolutely nothing but a fart hey, ain’t nothing however a meat steak” Proper lyric from Backstreet Boys’ ‘I need it That Way’: “Ain’t absolutely nothing however a heart ache, ain’t nothing however a mistake”

“Might aswell face it, you’re a cock with a glove” lyric that is correct Robert Palmer’s ‘Addicted To Love’: “Might too face it, you’re addicted to love”