6. You’re Not Funny
Absolutely absolutely absolutely Nothing that can compare with saying “I have actually a great love of life and you should too” then going directly on to the next point. Okay, i assume I’ll bring your word for this. If you’re funny, write one thing funny.
Don’t tell when it’s possible to show.
7. You’re Complete from it
Don’t lie. Don’t embellish. Including your pictures. Don’t invent a pastime in your neighborhood activities groups in an attempt to appear interesting to dudes.